Monday, June 8, 2015

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Better, Not Bitter.



You can all leave your bands and give up music - the Cosmic Psychos have just made the best video ever for the best song ever. Check this fuckin' bullshit out maaaaaaaaaaaaaate!

aaron@onepercentmag.com

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Still Life


Brother Ashton has gone and got himself a still. This is likely to have the same effect as if he had built a bomb in his kitchen. We had some communication regarding this suburban distillery explosive device via text last evening and it went like this...

Aaron: Is that full of pure vodka?
Andrew: Yes. It's my exit plan.
Aaron: Excellent work!
Andrew: Bye bye.
Aaron: Wait, wait - before you go to the afterlife, how does it taste? The vodka, not the afterlife.
Andrew: The afterlife tastes like chicken.
Aaron: Mmmmmmmmmmm
Andrew: I'll save you some.
Aaron: Thank you.

aaron@onepercentmag.com

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Thankyou Doctor


It was a long labour and a difficult birth but the new HLAH album finally hits the streets/iTunes tomorrow. Throw in a few extra stitches when you put us back together would you doctor...
see you on the road.

andrew@onepercentmag.com

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Nostalgia Drags 2015

 SOHC
 Old Funny Car built in Australia, nearly back on the track

 One '55, three owners









 Simon Clements drying the track
 Jim Gordon's coupe is rad - as is Jim!
 Kirsten - always ladylike
 Dave Best - love this car

Thanks again to Bay Rodders for a great day, good crowd and racing happened even though there was a bit of rain

aaron@onepercentmag.com

Fine Upstanding Gentlemen From Burbank









Well they've been and gone, so good to meet them all and get to know them a little better. Thanks for coming Burbank Choppers, it was a blast!

aaron@onepercentmag.com

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Pirate Love




It was the First New Zealand Drag Nationals at Kopuka on a dry summer’s day in 1967 It was here that Bob Rossiters “Pirate” Dragster faced off against the Team of Lucas and Saunders in their matching Flathead powered rail job called  “77 Sunset Strip”.
The Pirate, running on an exotic homemade brew of sodium peroxide, nitromethane and magnesium sulphide sat on the start line spitting flames of multi-coloured gas out of the weedburners, neither pilot would inch forward to stage, some said it was the longest pre stage driver psych out in drag racing history but then just before there was a full meltdown they both pulled up to the start line and the starter excitedly leaped into the air and dropped his flag. The cars left in a plume of tyre smoke, clutch dust and black coal and the capacity crowd all stood to see the two cars careen toward the finish in the midst of all the dust.
The Pirate won the day and Bob Rossiter was crowned New Zealand’s first National Top Eliminator.
The Pirate (and Bob) still exists to this day and the Rail is lovingly looked after by the good folk of the Southward Car Museum after being purchased in 1968 by none other than Len Southward himself.


Fast forward a few decades or four and another famous Drag Racer/ fabricator /Hot Rod Builder by the name of Graeme Berry  steps in and does the impossible, he builds an exact model car scale replica of the Pirate Dragster, perfect  in every single detail imaginable. This very model, donated to the Scroungers Car Club, will be going up for Auction at the 13th Annual Hot Rod Blowout on Sunday the 29th of March 2015. If you want to own a piece of Drag Racing and Hot Rod history, bring your check book and get a bid in on this once in a lifetime opportunity.

aaron@onepercentmag.com